Trivial tweaks. Not a substantive escape from any of the problems I listed and was referring to. Nor even useful or a surprising ability for a stochastic parrot. So it’s kind of lame to have even mentioned it here.

• The Bayesian said he’d probably be at the party, but he’d update me.
• The cartographer’s marriage fell apart. Too much projection.
• The philosopher was commitment-phobic. His friends said he was always Kierke-guarding his options.”

Poes are the best satire.

Not.

Lol.

And the link to amoebas hating tin isn’t about tin but something that just by chance has the word “tin” in it.

Basically, everything after the midline of the article is a joke.

But well done catching one.

I had to look up what that even was.

Is the shower thing a monster that lives under the grate and feeds on hopes and dreams?

Indeed. The bank thing is even worse than that now. It will inevitably crash the system. Again. (We never learn.)

Yes.

Well, to be fair, the first half is actually plausible; and the linked claims true. It all could well turn out to be true.

The second half, by contrast, is full bonkers and intentionally ridiculous.